Big Brother 2015 Spoilers: Super Fan POV – Week 9
|Julia /Liz
The Other - “Twins spend their summer playing around the farmhouse as their mother hides in mourning.”
Turns out neither twin is squeaky clean. And they’ve displayed their squeakiness on national tv. I don’t know about mourning but I bet their mother has developed a nervous tic. I suspect Julia will fare better than Linda Lovelace…I mean Liz…once Big Brother releases them into the wild. But throw her “type” into the house and I suspect we would discover the other side of the slut coin. I really have no respect for either one. They need to stop with the “you’ll lose 3 votes” tactic if one (or both) are nominated. Ummm….well then, just evict all 3 of the Asstwits. Problem solved. Deciding who to keep in the house based on how fun they are tells me everything I suspected about them. They’re stupid. It’s time to split the Twits.
Vanessa
Manhattan Murder Mystery - “A woman drives her husband nuts. He wants her to shut up and go to sleep, but all night and all day her mind is at work, threading together facts and possibilities into an obsessive theory.”
Vanessa to a T. I think she’s slowly but surely coming to the obvious conclusion that she is disposable in every alliance she has been in or will ever be in. Austin told her point blank that she was a shield for him and the twins. Unless there’s another house guest hiding under that hat, she’s low man on that totem pole. Her best bet would be to explain the numbers game to James and Meg, save Jmac and come up with a plan for separating the Bimbo Bragade. Should Shelli, Jackie or Becky return, they can add another number to their clan. At least until the deed is done. This whole summer has been about the victimization of Vanessa. No house guest can eat, sleep, drink, play, work out, and heaven forbid…talk to each other ….without her paranoia running rampant. Then she plays the “poor pitiful me” card. And the tears start to flow. I think she should take up residence in California. Her tears could solve the drought problem.
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Another amazing article and these movies are spot-on! Thanks for the last minute article, even though it looks like you have been working on it for weeks!
Thanks Todd 🙂
She probably has a few weeks worth already pre-printed since the hg’s give her that much ammo….and as for Production, Forgetaboutit!!! LOL
Great job Cat 🙂
Awesome job. I laughed my way through the entire thing.
Thanks Jon. It was actually you that inspired me with your hgs as cartoon characters article. I tried to do the flip side of that and make them characters in a movie.
Loved the article Cat….Spot on. I nearly peed my pants reading it!!!
Loved it. You made me laugh.
Thanks twinsn522 🙂
This is just terrific Cat, loved it!!!
Thanks lovely Mary 🙂
“Flunked recess” ..Halarious
You did a wonderful job with your article. Just loved it…couldn’t help but laugh.
Without a doubt, the highlight of the season. Much better than actually watching the disaster season. Thank you, Cat. Read it twice and laughed out loud both times,.
Thanks Barbara 🙂
I thought your suggestion of Production being the next house-guests was a very good one.
Speaking of movies, Cat, you write so well that the visuals go “onscreen” in my head as I read …. I am not thanking you for the Austin scenes! YIKES!….and then he uses those same fingers to cook!
Haha! Sorry Linda 🙂
great job
LOVE this. But I’m not surprised! My favorite is the production as hgs. But we the fans have to design all the comps, make them ALL have-nots except for the HoH, vote on what the have-nots eat, and then vote on the evictee each week. Ha! Wonderful!!!
And we also get to be the jury.
Yes! And promise twisty-twists that never materialize … until we announce on finale night that the winner gets … NOTHING!!!!
While we’re at it, we might as well go whole hog and design Julies wardrobe. And hair. And makeup. Actually, why go to all that trouble. We could just have Wil (ain’t nobody got time for that) to host. With us in charge, she would only end up looking like that anyway.
Yessssss! Wil as Host!! And Evil Dick as Zingbot!!! (Of course, he’d have to tone down the language, or it might have too many beeps to be understood….) And Rachel Reilly as their wake-up “music” each morning!!! Bwaahaaahaa!!
Too funny, I LOVE IT!!!
I love that path you’re traveling with these ideas!
I love the way Cat’s mind works! It’s inspirational!!!
Great minds think alike, I said the same thing 🙂
Can we get an “AMEN” om thais?!? Cat, not only did you hit the nail on the head, but you drove it right home! Now, we just have to hope that the jury member that returns is either Shelli, as she does have an axe to grind with Dirty Dingus, the Blackroot twins and the Whiner…or Jackie, who will be an incredible co commander with James. I think Shelli would also sign on with James as she was blindsided by “Judas and his She Devils”!
Lmao! Love it!!
Vanessa encourages John about staying this week and tells him to work on the twins first. She then goes to twins and gets them all riled up about John and now they want him gone even more. So, why tell him to campaign to the twins and then go and tell the twins that John is still campaigning and said he’d come after them if he stays?
She’s covering her tracks.
How so? John promised his vote to her earlier today if she makes F2. Now she wants to piss him off?
Maybe it’s more like she’s making sure he will be evicted. If you can figure out how and why Vanessa does what she does….please tell me.
Yeah, I don’t know why I am trying lol. She now is talking with Austin to get him on board with keeping JMac. I am done!
Her beanie is on too tight.
Maybe she’s trying to put a wedge between the twins and Austin?
I am wondering if she is just bored, so start meddling to spice it up some. Or her meds weren’t given today, so we have different people chatting every 15 minutes!
Sybil is off her meds.
No rhyme or reason…that chick is just plain ole psychotic!!!
Seriously, gang, I think the paranoia has gotten to her. She is fixated on making sure she KNOWS EVERYTHING that’s being said and done in that house. That’s why she absolutely FREAKS out every time she learns something different from what she thought she knew. Yesterday afternoon, JMac was telling her (same convo as Todd mentioned) that Vanessa isn’t as high on the AssTwits trust as she thinks. “I don’t know what they’re telling you, but it’s not the truth.” Vanessa didn’t freak out immediately after JM left, but she sat in the bed stewing. I honestly think she is a control freak who is completely out of her element when she isn’t in control of anything and everything around her. (That’s the power she feels at winning at poker.) But that’s absolutely NOT the BB house.
Who do they keep calling Ma?
Not sure about the Ma, but they do call Meg, Grandma. I think because of being slow and the glasses she wears.
I noticed it on BB AD but the camera didn’t show who they were talking to but I think you’re right Todd, thanks!
The only thing I can hope for is that something very different will happen with a returning HG …. like maybe two returning … or even better that the returning HG will be HOH. Please, just something to change this up.
That’s where i’m laying all my hopes too.
good morning
Gm, Ed!
Good morning ed!
THE HULK for Austin?