Porshe isn’t the first person to “sleep her way to the top,” but she might be the first BB HG to preen and simper her way to the Final Three, while never leaving a horizontal position. Though now that I think about it, hmmm.. that IS the way people sleep their way to the top–horizontally.

That’s my way of telling you that Porshe won last night’s final POV, cementing her place in F3.

Porshe made it clear last night that she would evict Jordan in tonight’s second-to-last show, leaving Rachel the only one left standing of the once-mighty Vet alliance.

Jordan’s taking it with grace, having said earlier she’d rather go out fourth than third.

So.. thus ends the Jorchel alliance and begins the (slightly limp) era of Radamorshe. See, it even tastes bad, huh?

Tonight’s upcoming endurance comp should  be a lock for the redeemed red-head, and I–for one–will send her all the good Bookie vibes I can. It’s hard for me to stomach the fact that Porshe–the ham sandwich of the Big Brother 2011 house–actually made it. I would’ve given Mr. Quackers better odds.

However, to give credit where it’s due.. Porshe did step up and win comps when it counted, which Jordan did not.. Jeff told Jordan she had to step it up to stay in the game, and she didn’t. At this point in the game, it’s win…or go home.. Porshe won, and she’s still there.

But it is what it is.. So.. GO RACHEL! Hang, Swing, Balance or Rock and Roll your way to the win tonight,girl.

Keep an eye out on the LIVE FEEDS tonight, to watch the last endurance comp of the season and witness the first winner of the Three-Part F3 comp.

 

OK, you got me…..We LOVE gossip here,  so we’re gonna share what we’ve HEARD…

According to sources (unconfirmed, but so much of it, we thought you’d wanna know..)

Looks like Kalia got the boot last night in a tie-breaker. No news there, so on to the next tidbit…

By all indications, it appears that Adam won HOH. *throws confetti*

Now, the most likely scenario, is that the HG’s played the POV last night, as well. The inevitable “mash-up” POV is always played at night. To get it into the Wed. night show, and get us back on schedule (and to get the Feeds up and running afterward-please, PLEASE) it’s probably a done deal. So, hopefully we’ll learn tonight who won that as well.

I’m crossing fingers and toes that Rach won that one, are you?

That’s all folks, for the Big Brother 2011 Gossip train. See ya after the show tonight!!

PS- Also looks like we’re gonna see a fiery exchange between Jeff and Shelly at the JH! Woohoo! Can’t wait for that AND for the LIVE FEEDS after the Thursday show to see who wins the Part 1 on the F3 Endurance Comp!!

UPDATE– Adam did NOT use VETO, pretty much guaranteeing Kalia’s eviction this week.

Today’s VETO Ceremony will solidify Adam’s committment (or non-commitment) to the Jorachel alliance. If I was a betting chick–and it so happens that I am–I’d bet my left butt-cheek that we’ll see the big bacon-lover choosing NOT to use the POV, hitching his wagon to the Jorachel train and thereby cursing the trio to three more days of a begging Kalia.. (And woo-what begging! While Porshe has decided to lay low, Kalia does…not…stop.. with the yappity-yap, devolving into tears and yep.. I wasn’t joking.. Begging.) Last night at 1:20am BBT FLASHBACK, Kalia made her big “circle of trust” move with Adam. She, in a big mysterious gesture, showed him that she was the one who has the black queen from the chess set. She undoubtedly expected it to be a huge…WOW.. moment, but Adam was like.. oookayy.

I doubt it will save her. Jordan, Rachel and Adam have pretty much decided that she is the biggest roadblock in their way. The upcoming HOH is almost certainly questions. Kalia is good at questions, ergo–in their minds, Kalia must go.

BUT WAIT!! It’ won’t BE three more days.  It’ll be ONE day.. If you remember from previous seasons, this week we normally have a double-eviction of sorts, as the HG’s tape an eviction ceremony on Tuesday for airing on Wednesday.

Wednesday’s show will take the HG’s down to F4, followed the next night by the last HOH  of the Big Brother 2011 season, before the three-part F3, finale on Sept 15th. Check out the FEEDS today for the VETO fallout!

Before that happens…Let’s talk about what I believe are the HG’s best shot at winning the end game, and who they should take to F2.

Kalia-- well, she won’t be there. But if a miracle happens- then she could take anyone but Rachel, and she’d win.

Porshe–her best bet is against Jordan. Against Adam, it’s possible the Vets might reward his loyalty- and end-game comp victories. Against Rachel, she loses.

Adam–against Porshe, Kalia or Rachel, he’s playing for second. His ONLY shot at winning is against Jordan–since he’d have to win out against Rachel to get there.

Jordan-- Unless she wins the next two comps. I don’t see it happening. She’s playing for second, and she’s told Rachel she’s fine with Rachel winning.

Rachel-- If Rachel’s sitting in one of the F2 Chairs, it’s a lock. She’s fought since day one and if she makes it… She deserves to win!

ADAM was your winner!!

YOU..Go..BOY!

Looks like it was–of course–OTEV, and it involved finding and scraping out different kinds of pies, to read the names on the bottom. i.e. Red Velvet Rachel or Pumpkin Porshe.  Adam’s hoping BB will give them a pie tin.

Even before his shower, Kalia was already begging him to use it. Adam dashed her hopes pretty quick, though. When she said, “Remember, I’ve never lied to you in this game.” He stated, “well, what about the F2 deal you made with me, that everyone knew about.”  Then she said, “uhh…” Then he said, “Uh huh.” K: “But our newbie deal still holds, right?” A: “The deal where you voted me out?” K: “umm.” A: “I still have a few days, but…”

Apparently, Kalia and Porshe cried after the Veto, and Adam gave Jordan Farah’s necklace, promising her he would stick with them to the end.

Is it true? Is it not true?  Guess we’ll find out sooner rather than we think, with the possible re-vamping of the normal BB schedule.

In the meantime… Let’s all do the Cruddy Dance..and stay tuned  for an all-important post on F2 strategies.

JUMP on LIVE FEEDS!

You SHOULD be- Cause she messed up REALLY bad!

She had to spend an HOUR in Pandora’s box with none other than Mr Pectacular himself– Jessie, garnering “Jessie” dinner plates and hair gel.  The rest of the HG’s got to play a Luxury-clothes comp, while hanging out with…yep, we called it.. Adam’s lady love, Tori Spelling.

Pandora’s card said.. What’s better than a shopping spree? A shopping spree with a celebrity! And on the screen she saw Tori waving.. and knew how much it’d mean to Adam.

Oooo! We’re getting there!! We finally have the Big Brother 2011 Final Five, yet I don’t think it’s the F5 any of us would have expected.

Though last night’s outcome should’ve been no big surprise to anyone. Rachel dominates at physical comps, though surprisingly, Jordan and Adam were a fairly close second. FLASHBACK to Rachel’s HOH Room 9:33pm BBT.

After the comp last night, Porshe told Adam that Kalia had voted to keep him. Then, a few moments later, Kalia apologized to Adam for voting to evict him…. Ooopsie! Afterward, Porshe told Kalia what she’d said to Adam and Kalia was like..”Umm… but I didn’t, cause Rachel told me they were keeping Shelly.” Porshe: “Oh. That’s Bad.” FLASHBACK 7:45pm BBT

It didn’t take long for the bus-throwing to begin. By the time the crickets quit chirping, Kalia was up in HOH selling out her BFF, telling Rachel she wanted to work with her for F2–claiming that she’d never made any F2 deals that she didn’t mean. This, while Rachel knows she made a bogus F2 deal with Adam. Kalia’s obsequious begging is almost sad. She was teary-eyed saying how much she doesn’t want to go home, to someone who just woke up last week. Meanwhile, downstairs, Porshe snarled to Adam, “Kalia is already upstairs..Shocker.”

Jordan was thrilled for Rachel , though she felt bad that she didn’t win. She said she wanted to win to prove to Rachel she was a worthy partner, and that she hated that Jeff carried her and now, Rachel is carrying her.

Even with all of Kalia’s begging, I would be utterly shocked if we don’t see the Newbie Duo on the block today. However, good ole Pandora is lurking in the background. She burned Rachel and Brendon last season, so it’ll be a tough decision to make. Last night on Twitter, Allison Grodner tweeted that if Pandora is opened, it’ll make one HG VERY happy. With Julie’s remarks about a celebrity visit… Could Tori Spelling be crouching in P’s box? Hmmm.

This week should be VERY interesting, as Kalia and Porshe fight for VETO, their spot in F4, and their Big Brother 2011 lives.

The LIVE FEEDS ought to be really interesting, when Rachel makes her nominations today, and Kalia and Porshe start chunking each other. Give the FREE TRIAL a shot, and see the results of tomorrow’s VETO.

Shelly and Adam will, of course, go up as replacement noms and looks like there’s no question who’ll go.

Yesterday, Shelly pitched her reasons why RoJo should keep her, offering up WHATEVER they want. It was quite obvious, by Jordan’s closed expression that she didn’t believe anything her former BFF said. FLASHBACK 12:45 pm BBT yesterday

Later, when the two spoke at length to Adam, it was a different story. One of the first things Jordan asked Adam was if he has a Final 2 deal with Kalia. Adam stuttered and stammered, before becoming angry that Kalia told everyone about what was supposed to be a “secret.” What that did, was make him mistrust K/P, and in the end, decided things for him… and he agreed to work with the two remaining Vets. FLASHBACK 1:50 pm BBT yesterday.

Meanwhile (when they FINALLY crawled out of their shared HOH bed), Porshe and Kalia ALSO decided to keep Adam and vote out Shelly because…as they said, “Shelly is shady. She needs to go.” FLASHBACK 5:21pm BBT yesterday.

I am going to address this ONE LAST TIME, then I’m never going to mention it again… The threats against Shelly’s family and the person who is campaigning to have her daughter taken away from her, are the ramblings of some nut-jobs who need serious mental help. NOTHING that happens in the game should affect a person’s real life outside. Regardless of how she played the game, threatening her family is absurd and ridiculous, and these people should be brought to the attention of the authorities.

P/K plan to try to get Rachel NOT to use the POV, and promise they’ll keep her. Yuh-okay. I’m real sure that will fly. This week is pretty much a done deal, and now everything falls on winning competitions. The next Big Brother 2011 HOH is crucial to both sides. The winner of this weeks’s HOH is automatically in the F4. This week is also a tie-vote week, so the HOH has a lot of power, in that if it ends up being a tie-vote, the HOH will determine who’ll go with them.

Stay close to your LIVE FEEDS the next few days, to see what RoJo ultimately decide. Or SIGN UP HERE for you FREE TRIAL!

NEXT week, though the HOH winner earns an automatic spot in the F3, but the real power resides with the POV winner. That person is the sole vote for who goes and who stays. So.. the POV winner decides who will compete with themselves..and the HOH..in the F3 matchup, AND they can also play for the next, F3, HOH. And, as we all know, the winner of the LAST HOH determines who will sit beside them in front of the jury. In the final weeks, the HG’s must worry just as much who is NOT in the house, as who is IN the house. NOW is when you REALLY start thinking about the Jury.

So you see, everything from here on out is about winning competitions… Manipulation and mind games don’t matter nearly as much as busting your butt to win comps, and whoever does win those crucial comps will likely deserve the respect of the Jury.

Jordan apologized to Shelly for the things she said to her on Thursday night. Even though it was absolutely justified, Jordan took the high road. Exactly as we all knew she would. FLASHBACK 1:40am BBT

Even with all Shelly’s tears and false declarations of love, it was obvious that Jordan may forgive…But she will not forget.

I want to say one more thing about Shelly- and then I’m done with her. Shelly claimed to Jordan that she knew when she came into the house, she wouldn’t be able to win any comps cause of the “rods in her back.” I happen to have rods in my back, too.  I also know this.. Big Brother puts the HG’s through rigorous physical exams before they’ll allow them to enter the house. If Shelly  hadn’t passed them..She would not have been allowed into the house. (period)

All the HG’s think (and so do I, but not this week) that the Fortune Teller will play some role in the house. Shelly (oops, I said I wouldn’t mention her again-but this is part of the Fortune Teller twist, sorry) spent hours fiddling with her, and begging her for help. Now the Purple Room is locked. The DR told the HG’s that it was accidentally locked and they’d fix it during the next outdoor lock-down. Late last night FLASHBACK 2:46am BBT Porshe and Adam tried to jimmy the lock, but it didn’t work.  Be patient, though, cause I think Madame Fortune  WILL wake up. One of my Facebook buddies (thank you, Christine O. Eggleston!) shared this link about the Fortune Teller from BB-UK.

Now, let’s talk about Rachel. Even if you don’t like her, you have to admit that her behavior has taken a 180 since Brendon left (the second time). Jordan is an excellent influence on her, and as long as she’s part of team RoJo, I think she has a very, VERY good chance. She must, MUST stick with her RoJo alliance, however. If she starts being sneaky, it will backfire on her… As to the pregnancy rumors…. From what we’ve seen on the LIVE FEEDS– Rachel is really worried about it, and that’s all we know for sure.

Adam’s flipping out, worrying that Shelly will turn Jordan and Rachel. As you know, RoJo decides the vote this week. Only three HG’s vote, so as long as they vote together… It’ll be a done deal.

Stay close to your LIVE FEEDS, or jump on this FREE TRIAL OFFER for all the inside scoop.

Rachel won POV and she and Jordan are safe!!  Now, they’ll remove themselves on Monday and guess who’ll go on the block?? and guess who’ll come begging for forgiveness?? And guess who’ll still go home, cause Rachel and Jordan are the deciding votes.

More info tomorrow, but all the Jorachel (though Jordan just called them- RoJo) fans can breathe a sigh of relief! You GO girls!

LIVE FEEDS should be FUN to watch tonight!

Is Porshe playing big booty? oh, nevermind

Now, historically, there is always something good and something bad with the sketchy Greek goddess. For Porshe, the good was the cash and the bad was… the VETO will now be played in DUOS!! Live together, die together. How can this change the game, you ask?

There is only one way–if the BB gods are good.. Jordan and Rachel will win the POV–take themselves down–and Adam and Shelly will go on the block. Also–whichever team wins POV, will be the deciding votes. So, if J/R win- it’s bye, bye Shelly.

I mentioned class in the title. The level of class in this house is unprecedented. First- Shelly went in the BY–all teary-eyed– and told Adam that Jordan and Rachel were calling her a bitch. That is a complete and blatant lie. Not true whatsoever. They were practicing for questions, and didn’t say Shelly’s name once. She was trying to cultivate Adam’s sympathy. Class…FLASHBACK yesterday 5:33pm

I’m disappointed with Adam as well. Before this week, if people starting trashing others, Adam’s MO was to walk away. That’s changed. In the BY, a little while later, A/S/P were ruminating on what the POV comp might be. Porshe said “Maybe it’ll be something a pregnant girl can’t play.” Adam: “Maybe it’ll be throwing a medicine ball at our stomachs.” Porshe laughs: “Yeah, and that would save Rachel 400 bucks for an abortion.” wow… Class all around. FLASHBACK 5:47pm BBT

Shelly keeps harping on how the other girls are “treating her.” They are not treating her at all. They are not speaking to her, is all. No trash talk. No ugliness. Jordan even worried about being “mean” to Shelly, hoping it wouldn’t hurt her daughter. Of course, Shelly continues to claim she’s “The Classy One.” This, while up in HOH, planning to cut up the stuffed animals,she and Porshe stole from J/R , and leave them in pieces. Kalia was the only one who showed any…Class.. by saying, “No, just leave them in the storage room.”

Stay VERY close to your LIVE FEEDS today. Today’s POV comp is live or die for three people in the house. Jordan, Rachel and Shelly…

Porshe was offered and opened Pandora’s Box.  She got 5 grand.. But the POV will be played in DUOS!! So whichever pair wins… BOTH the contestants are safe!

Watch the LIVE FEEDS tomorrow for the outcome of the POV- where the whole darn thing will basically be decided.

The teams are–Adam and Shelly, Porshe and Kalia, and Jordan and Rachel.

So this thing MAY not be over after all.  AND ponder on this one.. Whichever team wins POV will be the deciding votes on who goes home this week.

BTW- Porshe is trying to figure out how to cheat in the POV, to sabotage Jordan and Rachel.