The Dan mist. They need to figure out how to bottle it. I’m betting there are a lot of third-world dictators that would pay billions for the green, slimy substance that’s roiling around in that brain. Even Ian was digusted. And he got saved!

And yet–on the opposite side of that, is an evil genius so keen it’s frightening.

After Ian “fell” (though he later told Dan he threw it) Dan was able to talk Danielle into throwing the comp so easily, it was almost comical. You could literally see the Mist wrap around her with its long, tentacled fingers.

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The look on Danielle’s face when Dan ruthlessly and with malice aforethought evicted the witless Shane will go down in the annals of some of the best moments in Big Brother history. We’ve said that a lot this season. But the thing is–it’s all true. Dan’s gameplay is without equal. I think Shane said it best….”Dan’s just a dirty player.” And yet again….wow.

But the question now is….What will the Jury think? Will they punish Dan–who will most definitely make it to F2, btw–no matter what kind of grumbling and scheming Danielle and Ian do together. They are both still playing Dan’s game, parroting the words he put in their mouths. Danielle will take him. Ian also, will pull out his Renegade card and unless something really bizarre happens…It’s almost in the Jury’s hands.

We’ll talk more about the Jury specifically later, once the next comp is done, but for now….I stand in awe.

As we all know (thanks to those awesome folks who got to watch it for real in the studio and shared it with us) with Jenn evicted, and the players down to the Final Four–everything about the way the game has been played up to now changes dramatically .

The winner (Danielle) of the F4 HOH basically has little or no power. What they DO have is safety and a guaranteed spot in the Final Three. As I mentioned last night, nominations mean little to nothing as well. Everything.. and I mean ABSOLUTELY everything about this week…depends on who wins VETO.

Not only does the winner of the POV garner the second spot in the F3–he will also be the sole vote to evict. This is a very powerful and difficult spot. And it’s usually some of the best TV of the whole year!!!!

(Again, I’m betting that the final POV of the season is played out late tonight–and will surely be Face Morph)

Now that we’re down to it..Let’s do a little analyzing. A little calculating. Throw up a few scenarios and see where the chips fall.. (into Danielle’s mouth, maybe?) OK, OK, sorry.. That one was just too easy..

Down to serious business now.

Danielle is HOH. She will most likely put up Ian and Dan–she’ll try to act like the Dan nom is in retaliation, but in reality–she and Dan know it means nothing at this point.

But what will happen if…….

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Danielle wins POV?? Dan vs Ian vs Shane This is the only person with three choices. Historically, this scenario tends to make the other players extremely nervous. Still, I believe she’d leave the noms the same. She knows that Shane will do what he’s told, while she can’t be absolutely sure of Dan. PLUS–another week to stalk–oops, I mean talk–to her Boo. Add to that that she’s not nearly as close to Ian as to the others, and this one’s a no-brainer.

Dan wins POV?? Ian vs Shane. Here is gets a little harder, cause I know Dan is not a thousand percent sure if Shane’s little “Olympic Date” with Danielle put him just a skotch higher on Dani’s F2 list. But in the end, I believe Dan will vote out Ian. Dan knows without a doubt that if he takes Ian–He/Ian will win and Dan cannot be King Dan any more. Dan HAS to win. I think a lot of it is, he wants to say he’s better than Boogie. Better than Dr. Will. If he wins, it is incontrovertible. No one has ever won twice. If he comes in second, the title becomes a little murky. He won’t risk that when he KNOWS he can beat both Dani and Shane.

Ian wins POV?? Shane vs Dan. See, this is the one that infuriates and puzzles most of us BB watchers, and makes us want to reach in there and grab that bee-bopping kid and pin him to the wall. COME ON, IAN!! VOTE DAN OUT OR YOU WON’T WIN!! BECAUSE- if Ian has the Veto, and doesn’t vote Dan out right now, Dan will never pick him for F2–and will never allow Himself to be put in the position where he’ll be up against Ian. BUT–see, Ian WANTS to say he beat the great Dan Gheesling. He’s throwing in all his cards. All or nothing. So–if Ian wins, I *sigh* say he votes out Shane. Ian, too, wants the title.

Shane wins POV?? Dan and Ian are up–Eesh.. This one is easy. Shane is playing for second, unless he goes with Danielle. I think he knows that. And since the poor guy is either too (I don’t want to say dull-witted, but something like that) or just too damn nice, he won’t vote out his biggest rival, Dan. Wait. Dude– how freaking amazing…brutal…and MIND-BLOWING would it be if he did, though?? Can you imagine? We’d all be gaping at the TV, hamburger helper falling from our mouths, going like…What the Hell?? What if the dude’s been playing the “not the sharpest knife in the drawer card” the whole game, then comes in and crushes all of them at the end?? Wow, I WISH.. But as my Uncle Earl says–Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first. So– ain’t gonna happen. Dan will Mist him and Danielle will promise anything, she may even agree to quit writhing up against him all the time, if he’ll just vote their way… and he’ll do it… Shane will vote to evict Ian.

To Recap:

My Predictions for F3:

Shane votes out Ian———-D/D/S

Danielle votes out Ian——–D/D/S

Dan votes out Ian————-D/D/S

Ian votes out Shane———–D/D/I

So– these are my predictions. This weekend, after Thursday’s show, we’ll start looking at F2, but from my perspective, it’s not looking too good for wee Ian, huh?

What do you guys think?? Tell Auntie Janet all your thoughts and predictions!

But uh…Here’s a little preview for ya….

The last few hours was a night of unprecedented gaming, scheming and twists that set my mind to reeling. It’s almost too much to explain, but for my own sanity, I have to try…Here goes…

When Dan was let out of the “Party Room” he acted (in an Academy-Worthy Performance) as if something was seriously wrong with him. No one knew if he was sick, having a mental break or what.) But WE knew. Cause as soon as Dan was alone, he mouthed to the camera. “I’m fine”

I’d talk more about that-but there’s not time, because of all the rest of the UNBELIEVABLE events! I’m going to try to encapsulate them in order. But to get the TRUE measure of the magnitude of the events, you’ll HAVE to watch the various FLASHBACKS on the LIVE FEEDS. And I’m telling you guys…This is BEYOND monumental. So, if you don’t have them yet…Even if it’s only four weeks till the end… Just get em. Trust me..It’s TOTALLY worth it.

• Dan calls a house meeting. Calls it his BB Funeral. Says lots of nice things about each HG. Till he comes to Danielle. To Danielle he says…”You know what you did, and you are now dead to me in this game.” FLASHBACK 8:06pmBBT
• Danielle–dumbfounded–begins bawling. After Dan leaves, the other HG’s try to console her. To tell her Dan’s lost it, and is just trying to discredit her.
• Meanwhile, Dan goes up to HOH and TOTALLY spills the beans on how Ian’s been the rat this whole time. I mean to tell ya, Dan tells Frank EVERYTHING. And in the end, Dan and Frank cut a F2 deal!!! That’s right. FINAL 2! FLASHBACK 8:37 BBT
• THEN Dan goes down and fills Dani in on the plan. Tells her Jenn’s gonna take him–Dan–off the block, after Ian DOESN’T use the GPOV, then Frank will put up Britney. Then F/J/D/D will roll together. HE tells Dani that though they’re working with Frank, SHE’s his true F2. FB-9:07BBT

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