Big Brother 14 Week 5 Eviction Night
|Last night’s Big Brother 14 episode at least played it real, and shined a true light on the (yeah, right) Dani/Shane “no-mance.”
Everyone–including the HG’s– love the Zingbot, and usually takes his robot-sharp jabs with good humor. Uh….all of them but our favorite looney-tune, Danielle. Since ‘restrain-gate’ Danielle has been yapping an awful lot about her “boyfriend” back home. Mmmm..yah-okay? Where did he come from?
The outcome of tonight’s eviction seems certain, though Wil’s tried to fight a decent battle. He’s pulled Jenn and Ashley’s votes, but it won’t happen. The ‘Big Boys’ in the game know they can basically make a puppet of Joe, if..by some unholy BB miracle, he were to win an HOH.
The usual conversations rumbled around the house last night, with the topic (as usual) tending towards graphic sex.While Brit is always hilarious during these ‘porn sessions,’ Dani seems intent on one-upping everyone. If she’s trying to impress “someone” with her experience and prowess….I don’t think it’s working. He often looks more horrified than anything.
As to the others–who get less camera-time. There was a very funny segment, where the girls (Ash, Dani, Brit) decided to Nair Ian’s armpits. But Brit used the wrong kind and gave the poor fella chemical burns.
For all you out there who are dispirited at the ho-hum week we’ve had.. Just remember…..We ALWAYS have weeks like this in the BB house. This week was basically a bye-week for most of the house. But baby- there’s still TEN players at the beginning of WEEK SIX!!! THINK OF IT!!! It simply means the weeks to come are gonna be slap-bang exciting. HAS to be. There are double-evictions and flash-forwards coming up. So hang in. Hang on. And STAY CLOSE TO YOUR FEEDS.
DON’T HAVE FEEDS yet? Were you thinking, well, it looks boring anyway? HA! Don’t be fooled. After this week, the FEEDS are gonna fire up. There are already whispers of it, even last night, as the various members of the big six begin scheming to get some hard players up and out… Brit/Shane want Frank/ Boogie out. Frank/Boogie want them out. And Dan??? Well, Dan’s low-key game seems to be working out just fine. And his and Boogie’s plan on sitting next to each other at the end?? Well… let’s just see…
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Danielles “boyfriend” back home came from the same place her relationship with Shane did…Danielle Fantasyland. This girl…this girl…this girl…AHHHHH!!!! I’m thinking of starting a shelter for bunnies on the run.
As for who will stay…i’m predicting Joe. Wil may have done a little ass kissing yesterday but Joes lips are bigger. Add one more puppet to Boogies list. Can you imagine if Joe got HOH…yes miracles DO happen every day…but this would be like Lazarus rising from the grave. Only louder.
I guess Ian is trying to experience a lot of “firsts” in his BB house time. Who knew one of them would be hair removal. Now if we could just get him laid, his summer would be complete.
Please, Please, PLEASE BB Gods and Goddesses…have a FF or DE soon!! Even if we have to sacrifice a virgin….oops…sorry Ian.
You are too funny!!! 🙂
Yes she is indeed funny!!!
Danielle is in fantasy land..and maybe if Ian and ashley had a drinking date he may get laid…Ha Ha…she seemed steamed last night after all the sex talk…
Bring on the double evit already!!!!
oops–meant to say evict..Bring it on!!! There are too many people still left in this game…
Yes! Let’s get this game on! Double E then bring back Rusell…i mean Willie.
OMG people…I would love..love..love…if Ian got HOH. I’d get down on my creeky old knees on broken glass if he would put up Frank and Ashley. They both would be kissing ass until their lips were raw. In Ashleys case…literally. Ian might squeak a little couch time out of it. Then he could say he walked a mile in Franks shoes. I can see it now…three figures standing at the door…one holding it open while the other two kiss goodbye as a single solitary tear rolls slowly down Ashleys face (sob). :)…did i mention that i would LOVE it
Sorry…don’t mean to take up so much space but i forgot to mention that if Danielle starts crushing on Big Jeff tonight…in her mind they will be engaged, married, have 2 kids and divorced before the show is over.