Big Brother 2015 Spoilers: Super Fan POV – Week 5
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Austin: Stop with the workouts! Every chair in that house is not gym equipment for your squats. Your pheromone addiction is showing—when you aren’t pawing at Liz. You think you’re such a stud. But unless another hg does something colossally stupid in the second half of this season, you will be remembered as BB17’s biggest clown. You’re creepy and I want you off my screen ASAP!
Liz: In this old fogey’s terminology: You’re a bimbo. You use your sexuality with men for personal gain. I can only hope your sister changes your BB game when she enters the house, because we all want you gone right behind your boy-toy (and if there is any justice in this world, Austin will be the last hg evicted before jury, and you’ll be the first in jury). Oh … and stop whining!
Steve: Buddy! We all want so badly to like you. But you’re turning into the worst possible combination of Victoria and Andy the Rat! Could you work on that for us, please?
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Excellent Lilly! I love your POV (especially since i agree with all of it) 🙂
Aww. High praise indeed. Thanks.
Cat, again, I love this idea! These articles are great and all of you have been such good writers and so good with your words….love it!
Not commenting on my POV of course, but this is such a great idea, I’m not sure why you didn’t think of it earlier! It is interesting to hear other, thought out, opinions. I believe this BBB page is a perfect example of how entertaining BB could be if they’d put some TRUE superfans – with maturity, integrity, seasoning – in the house. (And you know I don’t mean a geriatric season, but just more of a balance.)
Sorry, Todd, didn’t mean that to sound like yours were NOT thought opinions!! Just meant sometimes we fans sit here and comment off the top of our heads, and it’s nice to give us a forum to think things through and explain. (Like I did NOT do on my post above!!)
Haha you are fine. I didn’t think anything of it really. Gives others a chance to voice their opinions and have time to do it and think about it. Plus it mixes up the routine and me posting all the time!
You are really a great moderator, Todd, you make people feel invited and comfortable.
We could start our own version of BB and make it entertaining and put CBS’s version out of business LOL
OMG yes. Combine that with all the ideas Todd and Cat have….! We’d have SUCH a great show!!
We would be an excellent production team!
I’d watch for sure!!!
Watch….Mary you would be part of our production crew. What would you like to do?
Okay, I’ll be the host. I’ll have to practice a LOT to walk on stage like Julie Chen does but hey, practice makes perfect right? I’d love to interview all the evicted houseguests.
don’t forget to hold the cards just right
Oh yeah, thanks Ed ha-ha 🙂
We could each have control over certain aspects of the show and all work together to make it work!
Oooo yes. Put me in charge of the have-nots. No one is immune for dietary reasons. No skipping a week because production is too lazy to get unusual food or enforce the rules. And you can get added to the have-not if you do anything I don’t like – like eat with your mouth open! And here’s one: No alcohol to anyone who lies to the feeds! 😀
I want to be in charge of the twists please 🙂
I think I would like to be in charge of the rules and enforcement thereof!
Please strictly enforce the renom rule.
I would enforce many of the rules they turn a blind eye to. I would be strict where the rules are concerned, and would dole out serious penalties for the rule breakers.
Abso-stinkin-lutely. As long as we NEVER, EVER see the BOTB or anything resembling a dual HoH again!!
That would be up to cat but I’m sure she would never institute that flop
every time there’s a twist we can listen to chubby checker singing it
YES, I love that song!
You’re in charge of the comps. Make them impossible to throw 🙂
#1 rule you are dq’d stay on the block and can’t compete on the veto
Hey, and we’re reinstating the have-not comp!! And you have to earn privileges – including nailpolish! You’ll have to do something really special to get nailpolish from me….
I’m enjoying your sense of humor Lilly. Your POV was enlightening and so well written. I’ve been peeking in at this site from time to time and enjoy reading all the posts.
Absolutely, I recognize you (such a distinct name and avatar). Thank you for the kind words. We have to get our laughs were we can. I enjoy the humor on this site almost more than the civility! Good morning, Cuddles!
I would like to be the voice I can say “Steve Don’t talk about production” or ” Liz put on your mic”. “Jeff put that thing away”
I’m STILL laughing out loud!!!!
The funniest thing i ever heard the “voice” say was…”this is why we can’t have nice things”. One of the hgs had broken something (can’t remember what). 🙂
FAN- tastic job. I agree completely.
I agree with Super Fan..Big Brother needs to recruit mature individuals other than the “pretty People” Ive been wanting a mix of people over 45 combined with the younger ones for a long time. Seems the ones this season are mostly “followers” They all should realize showmances are not good for their game. I did not think the dentist was going to do well at first but now I am a fan. I love his personality and feel he could have a show of his own. He is quite the character. In the beginning I was hoping Austin would do well but he does not seem to be really playing the game. You are correct in your comment that Clay needs to grow a pair, so funny. I still feel Vanessa has potential tno win. I feel Shelli is a good person but this “not wanting to get blood on her hands” has got to stop. Steve could have used his quiet personality to manipulate the group but he has lost his opportunity. I feel that Johnny Mac should win.
You hit it on the head Lilly. Love to read these pov’s. Make my day ready these.
Glad to hear it!
Good Job Lilly! I’ve always loved your POV ever since I started here last year and you haven’t changed me mind!
What a nice thing to say, Ebony. Thank you.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Stay AWAY from the HoH photos when they come out. They’re taking them right now, and Vanessa is photographing Austin doing headstands with his legs spread apart … (cough, gag!). He’s already requested photos with his bikini-clad Liz – who is in the bathroom putting on make-up right now for the pics. (Oh, and Shelli has been curling her hair for 15 minutes since Vanessa said she had the camera.) Meg, on the other hand, got up, put her hair in a bun, touched up her make-up in 1 minute and went outside for pictures.
Ugh…….
Austin should never spread his legs. It could lead to a wardrobe malfunction and we’d all go blind. Plus the puke bag industry would have to work overtime.
I seriously did gag. And I mean every word in that sentence – nothing just for effect.
LOL, that’s the funniest line I have read this year. You made my day. Thanks Cat
I completely agree with this post, Lilly. Very well done! 🙂
Thanks. I want to hear what sheninigans you would cause in the house, so start writing.
Hmm, well a rewind might be nice. We need some kind of new twist. If I were in the house I’d start examining Becky’s game and start placing doubt in everyone ‘s minds so that they’d want her out instead of Jason. It will just be boring without Jason.
Id tell Vanessa she needs to be careful of the Becky John showmance because Becky could easily control John’s votes and she already has. I really am liking Becky lately, but I’m willing to throw her under the bus to save Jason.
I still like pandora’s box
Me too but I’m not sure Vanessa should get it unless it changes the noms haha
Holy $h!t that was an awesome article! I especially love the section devoted to Production. They are a bunch of lame incompetent employees who couldn’t cast good hg’s if you put the person in front of them! And god forbid if they come up with new, fresh ideas for the show. They really do take us fans for granted and I know I am just as fed up as you are with it.
A four-letter word in your compliment. Thanks! 🙂
Shoot, I’m typing things that don’t translate correctly today: I meant, generating passion for a cuss-word is flattery! I appreciate it!
Lilly, I don’t know what it is, but I am on the same page as you with your original thoughts lol, No need for explanations in my world.
Maybe I’m just being hyper-sensitive to offending anyone. Oh well!
Too damned bad for them! LOL
We all get a little sensitive now and then but you have to have a little bit of tough hide to make it thru life. Beyond that, most of our group here understand where each of us are coming from when we vocalize things.
Agreed. I honestly don’t mind offending in a decent argument. But I would feel bad if I insulted one of the good people here just because I phrased something poorly!
Shoot I was proud of my creativity in my happy profanity LOL
I absolutely LOVE people who can cuss creatively. Special kind of people 🙂
I’m in support of your creative profanity as well.
and they are always trying to cast people like previous seasons like jace and hayden..ian and steve. and so on.
Standing O Lilly, this was great. Gee, such talent we have here Todd.
I actually find it easy to write when I have something to rant about! (Wouldn’t make much of poet, I fear, unless it was dark poetry indeed!)
perhaps a bb season with over 50 hgs. that would be very interesting. I up for the game.
You rock, Silly Lilly! .. and I mean that in a nice way … you put a silly smile on my face. Thanks for helping me figure out why I keep watching BB (besides John, of course) … it’s this site … it’s fun to read all the comments and it does feel like a good group … we have different opinions sometimes, but it’s all in entertainment and fun …. and it gives my mind a rest from life’s strife. Thanks to TODD – it seems he attracts a nice crowd!
I give it up to the readers, not me! You keep it civil, despite not always agreeing and that is key to any conversation.
Lilly that was great and so spot on..Everyone so far has done a great job with their pov.Thats why I come here. We are a BB family so glad to be a part of it!
great work we need a couple like donny
Super fans would make way better production staff. 🙂
Great job Lilly! I LOVE IT !! Your message to production is spot on. Production, listen up! And take notes…. Clay, consider yourself dissed…… Brava Lilly.. I love it.
Thank you!
goooood morning Big brother land. (in my best robin william’s voice)
Good morning Ed. You always bring a smile to my face, I totally know what you are referring to, that was a great movie!
here is another one Saving private jason
YES! Love it!
Good morning ed!
Happy Hump Day!
You as well JO1 and all my BB buddies 🙂
some one on another board suggested that Jason let slip that america has been voting and he won a coupe d’etat and would pull himself of the block. would that play with v’s head or what
it would but I don’t think it will help his game any. He needs to start working the vote today and try to out people
he could do both, but it would take a miracle the only way is to tr to flip shelli and her boy toy that would definitely put v into paranoia form wait that situation normal for her
Have jason and meg go to shelli and clay that v blame them for putting jason on the block