The End of Jorchel in Big Brother 2011
|So… I guess being the self-proclaimed “pretty one” really does pay off in Big Brother 2011.
Porshe isn’t the first person to “sleep her way to the top,” but she might be the first BB HG to preen and simper her way to the Final Three, while never leaving a horizontal position. Though now that I think about it, hmmm.. that IS the way people sleep their way to the top–horizontally.
That’s my way of telling you that Porshe won last night’s final POV, cementing her place in F3.
Porshe made it clear last night that she would evict Jordan in tonight’s second-to-last show, leaving Rachel the only one left standing of the once-mighty Vet alliance.
Jordan’s taking it with grace, having said earlier she’d rather go out fourth than third.
So.. thus ends the Jorchel alliance and begins the (slightly limp) era of Radamorshe. See, it even tastes bad, huh?
Tonight’s upcoming endurance comp should be a lock for the redeemed red-head, and I–for one–will send her all the good Bookie vibes I can. It’s hard for me to stomach the fact that Porshe–the ham sandwich of the Big Brother 2011 house–actually made it. I would’ve given Mr. Quackers better odds.
However, to give credit where it’s due.. Porshe did step up and win comps when it counted, which Jordan did not.. Jeff told Jordan she had to step it up to stay in the game, and she didn’t. At this point in the game, it’s win…or go home.. Porshe won, and she’s still there.
But it is what it is.. So.. GO RACHEL! Hang, Swing, Balance or Rock and Roll your way to the win tonight,girl.
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Hate to see Jordan go, but she didn’t step it up as Jeff told her she needed to. I HATE that Porsche has gotten this far, but hopefully Rachel will pull out another win and send her packing. Rach is not my favorite but she deserves it more than Adam and Porsche. Just so glad that Kalia is no longer there. I would have gone crazy if she was in the F3. Go Rach!
I agree. Have not been a R fan but will be as soon as J goes out the door. I cannot like P no matter how hard I try. GO RACHAL!!!!!!
wow, it couldn’t have gone better. i hope she takes rachael out tonight. she’s the one with the obnoxious mouth on her. nothing in this game so far could make me happier. then final 2 for porsche and adam. you’ve got to admit she did well, what with the 3 against 1 odds. and as far as sleeping her way to the top, i’d rather sleep than to have to stay awake and look at rachael or to get all sticky from jordans “sweetness”. that pulls in a lot of ants. you go porsche!! i’m so proud of you.. yeeeehaw!!!!!!
Beth,
you have to be nuts to want her to win!!!!
All she has done is floated, Sleep and ate her way to the final three…! Go RACHEL…. As Shelly said she has more stuffing in her chest than she does in her head and she has showed it time and time again… She is a worthless waste of space!
She didn’t technically float… floating is someone like Adam, who sides with power. And if you found out JJ and Brenchel were making fun of you behind your back, I don’t think you wouldn’t switch sides either. And she’s actually gone out and won competitions when she needed to… unlike Jordan. That being said, Rachel deserves to win.
I’m so disappointed in Jordan she didn’t even try.I don’t think she felt she could,I don’t know. At this point it’s GO RACHEL she so deserves it.Next year lets bring back something for the girls to look at like the boys from last year OMG now theres a reason to watch.I even got Showtime for that BBAD they were so much fun.This year was boring most of the time.
Yay! Yay! Yay! My favourite still in the game. I am TeamPorsche! Of course it’s still being set up for Rachel to win. No doubt guilt from the fact that she had a rough ride after her shenanigans in the last season (self inflicted ostracisation). This is compensation.
Porsche should be applauded as the ultimate stealth warrior (rather than being hated because she’s real pretty and got great bootyquake and ok likes to relax a lot..
She played a perfect social game, then stepped up and partied when it counted. Her game was more cerebral than any other player (other than Dani). In some ways her game is more superior because Dani was hated. Nobody hates Porsche in the house. But some dislike Rachel, so it will be interesting to see what happens…. She has the newbie votes lock if she makes final two, so if she beats Adama, then my prediction could fall flat as she could secure the votes to win having caused zero drama in the house….#Shocker! #Obvi #Totally #CouldIBeMoreAnnoying? Ooh! The intrigue! That’s my 50 pence worth anyhoo. Toodles!
OH PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Really………
i’m with you..except i,m not sure they hated dani. i think it was more that they were afraid of her, with good reason. i hope porsche gets rachael out tonight. then it will be a snap to get jordan out.
JonasO
I know we are in the minority, but I totally agree with you except, I am not sure she would have all of the newbie votes to win. In my opinion, Porche did play the game and won when she had to.
What’s wrong with you people?? Rachel is not liked at all. She got the beautiful model kicked out with lies! Rachel couldn’t stand iy if Brendan was going to look at the model, because the girl was beautiful, inside and out. Rachel is trying to act so special, “Thank you, America”, I can’t stand another remark like that from her. Yeah, she plays a good game, but I’m so sick of Rachel. Go Porsh-you earned it!!
Well at least (i hope prosche has enough sense to take rachel) I do give her credit if she does not pull a fast one and evict rachel–for at least giving rachel a chance..I am still team Racehl all the way and i think that firey red head can do this–it ain’t over till its over folks…..GO RACHEL ALL THE WAY!!!!!
i hope she gives rach the same chance that rach was going to give her. ZERO.
well we see won’t we–and i wouldn’t say that racehl gave her zero chance–she did however evict Kalia with tie breaker..so however you want to look at it it was still a chance for prosche….
she evicted kalia because of the q and a comp coming up. she knew kalia would win that one.
yeah i know –why she evicted Kalia–and i am not agrueing that point–but it was still a chance for prosche to stay in the game..all i am saying is it was a chance…which ever way you want to look at it…and i do give procshe credit if she keeps rachel..i think thats admiral of her to do that…
WOOOHOOO! finally, the underdog wins something. with 3 people against her she came out ahead. and as far as horizontal, it sounds better than when you said, “did you see her head go under the covers? i’m just saying….” i believe you janet, said that about rachael when you didn’t like her. rach and jordan don’t like porsche for the same reason they didn’t like cassie. she’s prettier and has a much better personality than the two of them put together.
well if you remember correctly Rachel had prosche’s back in the beginning of the game untill porche deserted her –mind you when she needed her the most –the first time Brenden left..so i wouldn’t say Rachel was jealous of her….
Porshe is no way better looking then Jordon or Rachel so nothing to be jealous of there. Porshe stabbed Rachel in the back so it wasn’t Rachel who turned on her.
Actually Porsche was the only one who stuck by Rachel’s side the 1st time Brenden was evicted. Not even JJ stuck by her. She abandoned Rachel when Rachel and her alliance began turning on her by leaving her out of things.
hhhmmm where was porsche when rachel cried non stop in the have not room–let me think –running up to the hoh room with dani–jeff and jordan where there–not porsche..Rachel even told brenden that when he came back…
The man was gone, not DEAD. She tried comforting her and advising her to no avail.
I am not convinced that Porshe has a personality at all. If she has one, the producers have not showed it on the TV show.
I don’t like Rachel, but at least she brought some entertainment value to this TV show. I cannot say the same for Adam or Porshe. For that reason alone, I hope Rachel wins the $$$.
Rachel should win BB, she has fought harder than Adam and Porsche. GO Rachel you deserve it.
Not a Rachel fan in the beginning but I must say she took care of Jordon and as of lately….Racehl is growing on me and I truly think she is the one that DESERVES to win this BB. Go Rachel!!!! Kick some Porshe booty.
yes GO rachael…..straight to the jury house with brendon.
I agree Kim, I hated her when the season frist started.. now I love her and want to see her beat Porka!
I WISH IT COULD HAVE BEEN P LEAVING SHE IS PITYFUL HOW CAN ANYONE BE FOR SOMEONE WHO SLEPT THROUGH THE GAME.THIS IS A GAME RIGHT NOT A SLEEPING CONTEST.GO RACH SHE DESERVES TO WIN MORE THAN ANYONE
Porshe is more deserving than Jordan to be in the F3. Having said that of the 3 Rachel deserves to win but the only way that happens is if its Adam and Rachel in the final 2. Any other combo then Porshe wins IMO. Adam is playing for 2nd place.
I am so happy that Rach made it to the final three. I hope she wins she sure does deserve it, but i was so hoping that it would have been jordan instead of porsche. I think after Jeff was evicted Jordan just gave up. Besides that she won once before let someone else win like Rach. I am surprised that Adam made it has far as he did, he didnt do much of nothing, the only way he got to make it that far is because Jeff threw the veto comp for him.
HATE RACHEL AND HER MOUTH! I wish Porsche would make a big move and get Rachel out of the house since R got K out! I wouldn’t mind seeing P win over R. In my opinion, R doesn’t deserve to win. She is just a whiny witch. If P takes R to the end, R will win and that would stink! At this point, I am just done with the game. This was the worst season yet and I have been watching it since the beginning. Bye Bye BB and good riddens.
I hope Rachel wins since Jordan is going home
YeaaaaH!! Go Rachel!!
UGH! Makes me sick that fat butt Porche slept her way to the final 3. Jordan just didn’t compete this year at all so I guess that is why she will be leaving tonite! I hope Rachel can whip Porche fat butt in the last 2 comps. & she can take Adam with her. Besides Porche already won $10,000. G and gave 5 away to the other FAT sleeper. Bet she will wish she didn’t do that now! GO RACHEL WIN IT ALL!
have you noticed rachaels butt and thunder thighs lately? look back at the pics. she looks as big as kalia in those pics.
are you watching the same show that i am. Porches fat ass is bigger than kalias. as for being pretty i think not.
Porsche didn’t have a choice. She has to give the other $5000 away and because Kalia was her duo partner that week, she gave it to her. In order for Porsche to be in the final three, she had to do more than SLEEP. If “sleepng” is the only part of Porsche’s GAME you can complain about, then she deserves to win!
who wouldn’t rather sleep than look at those 3? she must have done something right. she’s still there.
THATS ONLY GAME ANYONE CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ITS THE ONLY GAME SHE HAD GO RACH
in the first place, jordan is not gone yet. it could just as well be rachael leaving tonight.(please) then are ya’ll going to become floaters again? fans are the biggest floaters in the game.
How many of you would vote for more viewing time in the jury house?
I would. We haven’t seen enough of what happens there. It would be interesting.
I would LOVE more JH views, but I think BB wants to keep everyone guessing about that. It would be very interesting tho!
Really people? Does it really matter who’s butt is bigger? Are we like 10 years old…omg!
When it all comes down to it Rachel absolutely played the game harder than any of the other 3 left. She deserves to win.
yes, Rachel whined and pouted, and annoyed us all at times and she is a sore loser and boastful winner…but the fact is she really played the game so she does deserve to win IMO.
You’re right. She was a sore loser and a boastful winner. It was hard to watch at times!
JO1—i agree you 100%–if Rachel is indeed there tonight –she derserves to win–hands down…
rachel deserves to win but i hope she doesn’t…she’s a really unlikable person even when she tries to be nice (a phony)…..jordan is a nice girl that did nothing for 2 years protected by jeff…..she should never have even been on the show…..glad to see kalia gone…i don’t really care who wins if its between porsche,adam and jordan
I agree. It looks like Jordon will be the one heading the the jury house tonight!
I’m not sure why Porsche thinks she has a better chance against Rachel than she does Jordan. She casts the only vote tonight and has said that she is voting for Jordan to be evicted.
Sad to see Jordan go. She is a sweetheart, however, she did not step up her game and really didn’t deserve to make the F3. I am so cheering for Rachel this time around. That girl has clawed, clung, crawled, and actually strategized her way to get to this point. IMO she is the only one who deserves the money. You go girl!
If I even thought Porche had a mind for strategizing, her decision to evict Jordan proves that she does not… Or maybe she thinks that the jury would have voted for Jordan because of her pleasing personality? It’s possible, that because of all of the veterans on the jury, that there is no way Porche could win, period.. But if she were in the finals with Jordan, Porche could talk about how much better she did at challenges than Jordan. On the other hand, if Porche is in the finals with Rachel, then Porche has absolutely nothing that she can say she did better than Rachel.
oh yeah…she could remind them all what rach said to them on her goodby tapes when they left the house. was that a strategy or she just didn’t care about the votes if she made it that far?
Good point, Beth, I had forgotten about that.
A shout out for Rachel to win hands down. Why would she not have anger with all the lies, hidden objects, etc. placed on her for others to win? She is always set up by bad sorority sisters. If she comes out a winner would be great pay back. Don’t know if the intelligent level of the jury can see past their own short comings to give her the votes. This should be a better final than last year. Let’s Rachel 1st; Adam 2nd; and buy buy Porche.
Posrshe should suck Adam off in order to ensure that he will take her to the final 2 IMO. This would definitely give her an edge over Rachel.
Yes, it is indeed a sad day in which we live, when so few men actually have brains anymore…
Go back to your phony porn world.
rachel is the sucky oone. janet pointed that out to us in one of her columns.
I hated to see Jordan go tonight but at the same time she deserved to go over Rachel because she did not step up to the plate and win any competions but Jordan went out gracefully and she promised Rachel that she would vote for her and that Jeff and Brendon would vote for her too… I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PORSCHE WIN!!! I hope she will be the next to go to the jury house… Adam I would like for him to come in second place unless him and Porsche is in the Final Two then I would rather see him win over Porsche…AND I WANT RACHEL TO WIN IT ALL THE WAY BECAUSE SHE DESERVES TO WIN SHE PLAYED THE HARDEST AND SMARTEST GAME TOOK THE MOST INSULTS AND YET KEPT ON SMILING AND KICKING TOWARD THE FINISH LINE… SO GO RACHEL CROSS THAT FINISH LINE AND DO IT FOR YOU AND BRENDON AND LIVE UP TO YOUR REPUTATION…WHICH IS NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN ME AND MY MAN… Yes Rachel did cry as well as all the other girls but she fought harder than any of them too….GO RACHEL…WIN IT GIRL!!!
the way it will play out is Porsche will vote out Jordan(sadly)then its down to the final 3. and I know for a fact that Rachel will win the final HOH we all know Rachel wins once she has her game face. =)
gooooooo RACHEL!!!!!!
Yeah fat butt Porche played the game on all the vets back, until she was found out, then she went with newbie Kalia because they both liked sleeping there days away. I will admit the in the last to comps she did step up but she is so 2-faced she wouldn’t know how to care for anyone else but herself, even if money wasn’t involed. I think she is the worst ugliest player next to Kalia & I have watched every BB since they first started. I use to think Rachel was annoying but this season she has played hard & long and very much deserves to win! Taking Adam to the final would be better than giving 2-faced Porche any where!!!!!
like porsche, perhaps you could make something of yourself too if you’d just try a little harder.
I mean who says on live tv when someone is leaving I love taking a nap with you all summer. That pretty much said to Kalia sorry that your leaving and yeah they are right we slept all summer long but I guess I looked better doing it or something. Real Classy Porsche
i bet you’re either a beautiful person or so darned ugly that you’re trying to bring everyone else either up to or down to your level.
Does that really matter. I mean I watch showtime last time and I counted at least 75 times that Porshe looked at herself or her butt in the mirror, I mean please. She can’t call anyone out for being a floater she wasn’t any better. Maybe Jordan didn’t win comps but she was awake when they where going on.
I’m happy to hear that Rachel won the HOH. Now Porshe and Adam has to play each other. So it’s between them, if I’m not mistaken, last time the duel had to ride surf boards to win. game ON!
That would be perfect since they are both floaters…………….. They will need the boards to keep one of them alive.
Love Jordan & Jeff hated to see her go, and she and Jeff where targets pretty much the whole game, if Porshe wins this game it will be a disgrace besides sleeping all she did was bake. I hope to see Rachel win now because the only reason Adam is where he is because of Jeff and Jordan carrying him. I mean think about how many times they wanted to use Jordan as a pawn (because she is nice) and I think Porshe has stabbed Rachel in the back so many times Rachel should not trust her at all. All the times with K,D,& S they wanted to back door Rachel and for her to say she was true to her. Adam should have never put up Jordan out of loyalty to Jeff he should of made Rachel and Porshe fight it out for the veto. P&A have pretty much floated the whole season away thank god there was pool there. I think Rachel is the strongest competitor left she was stronger than Jordan but J saved her also especially when B left so I think they made a good pair. Plus I am glad J went out like she what good not kissing up to P she doesn’t need to now she is in the Jury house and she has a lot of influence over who votes where so I think P just sealed her faith of not winning BIG Brother and to think she thought she could win favorite juror JORDAN will get it hands down, because she shows people you can be a human and still play. Plus she already won she found the love of her life. One more thing Porshe knew she could beat J that is why she evicted her it wasn’t out of loyalty to Rachel and she knew Adam would take Jordan over her and she couldn’t stand that he liked the other blonde better. But if your a smart player you keep who you can beet at comps and so with that said Rachel should have went. Because we all know Rachel will win the next HOH she has alread one the first round. GO RACHEL, competitorsonly. It’s not a swimsuit competition.
Well everyone has an opinion. The final three people played their game whether we like them or not. Whoever wins, will be the person the jury thinks played the better game. R is the most competitive, but the other two played when it was necessary. This game is about getting to the end. moves had to be made it depends on when you make them. You cant tell everything As much as I dont want to see any of the final 3 win, I have to give it to Adam He played the game and won when it was necessary. didnt do much dirty work and kissed ass until it paid off-final three now all he has to do is make sure its him and P in the final two
Well I don’t know if you can say that the final three played their game. Rachel yes, Adam towards the end when he didn’t let Kalia bullying him with the veto and have them back door Jordan, but Porsche know I mean her exact words to Jeff when he had the veto was this is what Danielle would have wanted me to do. That is not playing your own game. That is called revenge, and not playing smart. But I think now she has even realized that her own alliance didn’t even have her back. I mean Kalia offered to sell her out to get a seat at the final three. At least with Jordan she told Rachel and Julie when she left she deserved to leave if Rachel hadn’t saved her with the veto she would have went home that week, but not really because they would have evicted Rachel and then the whole final three would have been differnt. Everyone was threated by Jordan because she was nice I mean what has this world come to.
I like Adam too BUT I would rather see Rachel and Adam as the Final Two…AND I would like to see RACHEL WIN THE GAME….Do it Rachel you have your game face on now…Let’s see you cross the Finish Line… Bye Bye Porsche (At least I hope so)…..
i don’t know who’s back jordan would have jumped on if dani had put rachael out when jeff and jordan tried to get her to. dani said she wanted brendon out and jeff said he would rather it was racheal. then jordan said yeah because she would not baby sit her anymore. then jeff threw the comp so he wouldn’t have to use the veto on brendon. do you folks not remember that? then when jeff left she attached herself to rachael. need is what makes the friendship so true i guess. i think jeff should be proud of porsche. he told her he wanted her to go win something and she has been. it doesn’t matter in this game what you’ve done all summer in the competitions. it only matters what you do in the last one.
I think the attaching was a mutchal thing for the two vets left. Well if that’s the case it only matter what you do in the last days then Porsche made the dumnbest move ever keeping Rachel knowing she can’t beat her. Why not keep someone you can beat and know you decide who goes to the final chairs instead of having to being depend on someone to take you. I mean Rachel already won the first part and my money is on Adam to win the second so guess who’s out. I will give Porsche credit she won the HOH but after everything that had happened that day I am suprised Jordan did as well as she did. I mean she lost Jeff, and Shelly back stabbed her on a personal level. I know it’s a game but you don’t use your family to get ahead or play with someone heart. Plus Shelly knew Jordan and how good hearted she was from her season that was a big disadvantage for J this season. I have kids and I would not want to set that example for them. Plus S had no remorse for what she did to her, but that is ok it came back on her. Some people make it sound as if Jordan didn’t compete I mean she one that HOH, and she almost beat A on the last HOH. I know almost does’t get but in Porsche world it does because she will say her resume is good becayse she came in 2nd alot. So it has to work for everyone. not just her. SIDENOTE Jeff should have tried harder to keep Brendon but if he did I am he felt that was bigger target on him. But now looking back I am sure he regets keeping S over B that was not a good game move at all.
and that same day, brendon and rachael went to dani and tried to get her to backdoor jordan or jeff. i din’t know about you all but i wouldn’t consider any of those four a friend if i knew them.
Did anyone watch Showtime last night when they where doing the burn book slash/nice comments. I figured out then that Porsche is so jealous of Jordan it is pitiful. I think Porshe could take a lesson or two from Rachel this year about kindness. Plus every time she has Adam alone she still talking game and is like telling him if you don’t take me to the final two you will lose votes with the newbies. I mean if your such the competitor earn your way their. I hope Adam does not fall for that he will have the vets votes except for Danni but she don’t matter and they prolly sealed her not getting anything after tellin what she did to Jordan in the drink contest last night. Yes I am a Jordan fan but I liked Brittany&Lane last season. Enzo not so much. So it not just I think Jordan deserves to win it all, but I think if you play with class it looks a lot better than the other way and it looks as if Rachel picked up on that too from last season to this season. Maybe playing with Jordan rubbed off some. I will be the first admit that Jordan should of left over Rachel when she did just because Rachel fought harder in the end, but my only problem is that Porshe should not have been one of the final three. Adam should of put up R&P and I promise the outcome would have been different. But Adam does acknowledge Jeff for helping him get this far and that says alot about his character. GO RACHEL
The game was differnt this year. Some of the twists didn’t really add to the shows entertainment value. I watched ealmost every espisode and was disappointed in some of the competitions. I think some of the good players were lost early in the game. Dani was a good player. Porshe has done well for what she had to deal with. It looks like Rachel is going to win win. I was upset Brendan didn’t play his own game. Adam what can I say I think you made alot of mistakes. I hope next year they don’t have vets and newbies.
I have to agree with you agree about the comps but I did like the twist of the vets vs the newbies. I think they should of left the dou twist in play a little longer we would of had a totally differnt outcome for the final three.
unfortunately it looks like rachel will win but of the final 3 she deserves to……hopefully she will just fade away never to be heard from again….btw, does rachel’s face look like a chicken on a perdue chicken to anyone ???…i noticed it a few times (i’m serious )
I wasn’t a big Rachel fan to begin with, but of the 3 remaining she has played the game the hardest.She deserves to win over Adam and Porshe. They didn’t play at all.
I wish Jordan didn’t go . I love her. She is really pretty and sweet I hope I get to be like her when I grow up. I am one of her fans and Please vote for her to be Americas favorite. My friend and I are obsessed with big brother and want to go to big brother all together some day . Love ya Jordan
I love you Jordan and hope I get to meet you some day. Vote for Jordan to Win americas fav.