MAN! I missed it! And I apologize profusely for not sharing this bit of Big Brother 14 News.

Last night, right after the feeds came back from the HOH comp, (FLASHBACK–9:06pm BBT) and we learned that Ian won…Dani went off on Ian in a screaming rant to rival that of any worthy Banshee.

It was a masterful performance from practiced liars on TWO levels. First, the reason Danielle lamblasted Ian in the first place, is because of the scheme Dan cooked up –in which he’d celebrate in front of her–if Ian wins–and then she’d go off on Ian–threatening him with skanking his Jury Votes. Dan’s plan is to get Ian to throw the final HOH to him–convincing Ian that if he/Dan is the one who votes Danielle out, then she (and Shane) would vote for Ian. But if Ian votes Dani out, Ian might lose, whereas Danielle already “hates” Dan. Duh… I will say this for Ian–during Dan’s “celebrating” Ian asked “did you cook this up?”Second, Dan would then take Danielle instead of Ian.

They were good. Dan and Dani even had me fooled for a nano-second. Still, poor Ian was totally flustered and upset.

I don’t think it will work in the end. Ian may be naive, but I think he knows what’s what. He likely can’t beat Danielle. So, the scheme to get Ian to throw the Final HOH SHOULD fail.. SHOULD, I say, though Dani and Dan plan to hector the little fellow until finale night.

STAY STRONG, IAN….

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OK– You ready for it??? Guess who won Part 2 of the the Final Big Brother 14 HOH?????

Well it wasn’t “this guy.”

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Be afraid. Be VERY afraid of this Big Brother 14 Face.

Cause Danielle informed Dan last night, if he “screws her over” she’s going to blow. Oooooooo…. Did you feel the cold shiver of someone walking across your grave??

Oh she’s scary all right. EXTREMELY scary. But just not in the way she thinks. And it’s Shane who should be afraid…at least in four more days…RUN Forrest RUN!!

Last night, after an evening of play-time,

Dan and Danielle settled down to a very uncomfortable chess game, where Danielle grilled Dan over and over as to why he did the things he did. Why he “backstabbed” her. Dan finally explained (between chuckles that infuriated the increasingly dumbfounded Danielle) that when she talked him out of getting rid of Shane during the DE, it was the worst decision Dan had made in the game. Dan: “Look at you, you’re still walking around in Shane’s sweatpants. You wouldn’t have ever evicted him. When I had another shot at Shane, I had to take it. Now I control the game.” Dani: “Well, I’m wearing his sweatpants (which fit her pretty well…just saying) cause 1–I’m cold and 2…*crickets*” Dan, smirking… “See?”

After that, Dani finally seemed to calm down, and yet she grumbled on about how she has nightmares that she will go out third. (Nightmare for you….Beautiful dream for the rest of us.) IAN/DAN F2!!

Dan told Danielle that even if Ian wins the second part of the Final HOH (which should play out tonight and will most likely–I know I’ve said this three times now, but COME ON, they HAVE to play it–be the Face Morph comp) he will be able to get Ian to throw Part 3. Well, I don’t think Ian would do that–at least I hope he won’t– UNLESS Dan can convince Ian that he/Dan needs to be the one to cut Dani. Which he won’t. But since Dan is pretty certain both the remaining HG’s want to take him, I’m pretty sure Dan doesn’t care who wins the Final HOH in the end.

In the course of ten minutes, Danielle told Dan:

1. I gave up surgery on what they think is Breast Cancer to come here. {oh! It’s cancer now and not scar tissue…omg–don’t make me come in there and smack that bun off your head-you psycho-liar}
2. Well, I will probably win Face Morph anyway, since I do have a photographic memory. {ugh…just ugh..}

Wow. To borrow a phrase from one of my witty commenters, Debbiedo (thanks Debbie)….Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. I mean, I think that says it all. Between last night’s Big Brother 14 Live Show and the following events, I–like Dani–am speechless…

The Dan mist. They need to figure out how to bottle it. I’m betting there are a lot of third-world dictators that would pay billions for the green, slimy substance that’s roiling around in that brain. Even Ian was digusted. And he got saved!

And yet–on the opposite side of that, is an evil genius so keen it’s frightening.

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It’s here at last! The Big Brother 14 Final HOH comp!

And your winner????

In the comp called “Hook, Line and Sinker” DAN HAS WON PART ONE!!

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Boy! This has so, SO many ramifications– and I am going cross-eyed with fatigue.. Suffice it to say that it was one of the most uncomfortable comps ever in the history of the game. Long post with all the deets in the am!

Sleep tight, my Dahlings!