For a moment. For one, glorious, breath-taking instant in last night’s intense Big Brother 14 Double Eviction, we had a tiny glimpse of heaven.

A time when we could turn on the Big Brother Live Feeds and NOT have to endure Danielle’s lust-fueled whinging or watch her pick at her own–and other people’s– pus-encrusted eruptions. A day when we could’ve turned on BBAD or CBS and not have to watch through trembling fingers, waiting to cringe at the sound of her flat, nasally voice.  And a era when we don’t have to turn on the computer and see THIS every moment of the day.

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So tonight we say good bye to a great Big Brother 14 player.

Though I’d bet my left pinky toe this isn’t the last we’ll see of Frank. Everyone knows a BB All-Star is around the corner, and you can bet the power-house player’s key will get pulled for that epic battle.

In competitions, he had no equal. And the way he handled himself week-after-week on the block…Well. For someone who was either on the block or HOH for the ENTIRE game, you just have to give the guy props. If only he hadn’t been SUCH a huge target. And–to his detriment–if he’d only had a bit more savvy when it came to the social part of the game, I believe we’d have a much different outcome.

So.. So long, Frank. We’ve enjoyed watching you play…

After tonight, things will take on a radical change. Without Frank to kick around, I can’t wait to watch the others begin to eat themselves. Jenn, at least, TRIED to save Frank. As for the rest of the game–it’s going to be an endurance comp for US to endure.

Last night–our flower of lovliness–Danielle, once again spent a good part of the evening sniveling over “how douchey Shane treats me.” So we at least have her to make fun of for another week or so. Around 2:45 am, she went on and on about her “boyfriend” Trey (who–btw–she went on a total of 2 dates with and whom I would bet is running for the hills about now) and how jealous he must be of her “showmance” with the hapless Shane.

Dan egged it on–pushing how badly the poor little thing’s been treated, prepping Dani to cut Shane when the time comes. But if it comes down to it–and Shane gives her the SLIGHTEST hint that “hey, if we’re alone in here, maybe something might happen” I think Dani’d take her chances….So great is her delusional obsession.

I don’t even know who I want to win the first HOH tonight. What do you guys think? Personally, I think it would be AWESOME to see the QP knocked for a loop.

Well– *sigh* I wish I had more good news to share from the Big Brother 14 House…

But it looks as if nothing much has changed. I’m betting the vote tomorrow will come down to a 2-2 tie, with Ian dropping the final hammer on our boy. This way, Dan can cull Frank’s jury vote in the end. Though I still don’t think Dan has a chance in hell against anyone but Frank and perhaps…perHAPS Joe. Which is why I believe, in outing Frank, “the King” is making his final…fatal…move.

What else? What else?? Oh yeah…Danielle will NOT shut up, and is luxuriating in the fact that she’s “the only girl left in the house.” (Uh.. Okay…) Oh yeah, and she’s still staring into the mirror and picking at her face, while praying that Shane will finally “make the big move.”  Shane–for his part–seems to still harbor his  “ewww” mentality every time she gets near him. (can you blame him?)

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After hours and hours and HOURS of begging in the Big Brother 14 House last night, Danielle’s dream finally came true.  Shane ran out of excuses and finally agreed to sleep in the same bed as her…In separate blankets, of course.

An “acting” drunk Danielle spent most of her night trying to convince Shane to sleep with her- while Shane spent most of the night in defense–until–finally worn down, agreed they could sleep together, but under separate blankets. Even then, Dani rubbed half the poor guy’s belly-skin off before he finally had enough and rolled her over, trying to end the “seduction.”

Behold–A Love Story… en Pictorum….
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The Big Brother 14 Week 7 POV Meeting is over– and as everyone expected, Dan did his thang, and in a supposed pay-back from the week before, payed it forward pulling Jenn off the block. No news there. (Incidentally, all this was pre-approved by the Quack Pack the night before and didn’t surprise anyone.)

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